This is gold. Ever seen comics based on video games, where they try to create character and cutesy plots and subplots and crap? These guys didn’t bother, the Doom comic is just a marine killing things and looking for bigger guns. Contains blood and guts, you get that though.

It’s real and you can buy it, it claims to be art, but who can say? The real treat of this site is the FAQ and the artists replies to emails he’s received. The logic and faux Engrish are great.
YOU BUY WADDED UP PAPER NOW!!!!

Mon was reading some women’s magazine, and there are these blurry paparazzi shots of Gwyneth coming out of an obstetrician or whatever with some guy. And it’s all “Ooh is she having a baby or what?” Well two things, one : maybe she was having a pap smear, let’s all talk about that some more [...]

An old native American is teaching his grandson about life.
“A fight is going on inside me,” he said to the boy.
It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.”
He continued, “The [...]

I was thinking about how garbage the makeovers are on all the home improvement shows. Really, who wants one room of their house done in fuchsia cornices, bright purple ceiling and traditional Japanese ricepaper walls with a coffee table made from a sheet of perspex and 4000 used Chuppa Chup sticks, when the rest of [...]

Someone drops a pea off their plate. “Oh you’ve peed on the floor”
Guilty
Fortune cookies = “this insert has a protective coating”
Guilty
Someone says anything about poor hearing, Dad says “What?”
Guilty
When the hell did this happen to me? (Not safe for kids)

I’ve always argued that food in the freezer should last forever, and that the danger is only in how it is handled before and after. After all, even bacteria need water to live and grow, and once that water is frozen it’s not useful for biological reactions. Now food that is already off will still [...]

The 360° view from the top of Mt Everest. Pretty cool, but, like the Rialto Tower, I can’t see my house from there.

So I’ve had a cold for a week, and Monique is really starting to get upset about me snoring, which I apparently do at the best of times. So while I was at the doctor, I asked what they can do to treat people with snoring problems. Technically it’s not me with the [...]