Ever worked in an environment too rich in management jargon?
“Doctor Diabolical is attacking the city, should I use the signal call on Action Item, Commissioner?”
“No need, I’ve already sent him a meeting request using Microsoft Outlook”
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Mon : “Alright kids, you’ve got two minutes till bedtime”
Ash : “You already gave us t…” <silence>
Mon and I had such a good laugh at that they ended up getting a couple of minutes extra anyway

It’s a core of human culture that we create stories, music, poetry and ideas, share them and grow them to create our society. In the last century or so, we’ve moved to a model where we squeeze every dollar out of anything we can, to the point where the Recording Industry Ass of America unrepentantly [...]

From The Village Gate (site doesn’t exist anymore)
Pharisees ask for apology
The Pharasiac commission has issued a report in which it rebuked Jesus of Nazareth for widening the circle of God’s salvation to include prostitutes, tax collectors and other riff-raff that all good religious men and women know that God hates.The commission called for Jesus to [...]

Kiss Textiles in Germany will sell you a luminous toilet seat. AA batteries power LEDs which are turned on and off by the opening and closing of the toilet seat. This seems like a great idea for late night ablutions without annoying sleeping family members by turning on the light.
Of course just cos [...]

I’ve somehow joined the ranks of the money rich (relatively speaking) and time poor. When I was unemployed all I wanted was a job to buy stuff and feel useful. Now I have more stuff than I need, no time to use it, and if I wasn’t supporting small people I could just [...]

Certain industries are more prone than others to people assuming you want to give free advice out of hours. Added to the sheer annoying nature of being expected to give for free what you do for money, when people ask a computer guy for advice, they usually can’t answer our detailed diagnostic questions – [...]

Ash is having a karoke party for her birthday, so we whipped up a logo for her invitation

This story first appeared a couple of weeks ago, but was wildly inaccurate in places. It’s rewritten here with a different focus.
It’s very fashionable in politics to call oneself a Christian, as long as you don’t let that stop you oppressing the weak and sending your soldiers off to kill foreigners. Nonetheless, in [...]

Friday is new poll day. In last weeks poll, readers expressed their boredom with the whole election process by staying away in droves. There were two party voters, one protest voter, and I was underwhelmed by all the choices and voted that they were all crap.
This week, I’m asking about the presentation of [...]